An appropriate response
It's an acute case of fandom-itis: Harry Potter, Tolkein, Vlogbrothers, SnK, Noragami, No.6, Team Starkid, Disney, TMI/TID, The Edge Chronicles, The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Neil Gaiman, Miranda, Call the Midwife, Downton Abbey.
- Both couples are married.
- B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
- Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
- Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
- Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.
I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit.
“I realize I may be a high-functioning sociopath, but I do have … feelings. Do you have feelings, John?”
Benedict Cumberbatch put his hand on John Green’s shoulder. John Green gripped the wheel and steered the submarine around a treasure chest on the sea floor.
“Nope,” John Green said.
“I think you’re lying. I’ve been watching you, remember? You are made of feelings. You cried whilst reading the Staples catalog.”
“Look, I just think it’s nice that people put so much thought into office supplies.”
“John, John…” Benedict Cumberbatch was at his most Cumberbatchly. His cheekbones glinted in the sealight. “Don’t deny your feelings.”
He leaned in closer…
IT IS COMING.
Maureen, Maureen, Maureen!
"People in musicals sing too much"
"Boys who like musicals must be gay"
"Musicals are repetitive"
"Musicals last way too long"
"Musicals are WAY too cheesy"
"Musicals are just boring"
"Musicals are childish"
"People who like musicals are just sad lonely losers, and—"